Basic Instinct, Fatal Attraction, Single White Female— what do these films have in common? None of them had Joan Crawford in them… UNTIL NOW! From the award-winning team that brought you Trog! Live comes a world premiere comedy that puts everybody’s favorite Mommie Dearest into all the female-driven thrillers she was born to play. Matthew Martin leads a cast of SF’s finest drag comedians in a madcap farce that just might kill you (with laughter) …because The Hand That Rocks the Crawford is the hand that rules the world! BYO Wire Hangers!
Matthew Martin as JOAN CRAWFORD
Michael Phillis as MICHAEL DOUGLAS
Sara Toby Moore as SERGEANT/BOYFRIEND
Katya Smirnoff Skyy as BRUNETTE
Steven LeMay as DAUGHTER